Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Thanksgiving Jokes

With a sometimes stressful holiday approaching, I thought we all could use a good laugh. I've complied a few Thanksgiving jokes below to keep us all in good cheer.


THE GOOD NAPKINS The joys of having girls.
My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake).

One day I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen? Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for 'special occasions' (her second mistake).

Now fast forward a few months.... It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table. When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling. Next came my father, who roared with laughter. Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a 'special occasion' Kotex napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!!

My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter. 'But, Mom, you said they were for special occasions!!!'

Pass this on to your girlfriends who need a good laugh or anyone who has a daughter! Life is too short for drama and petty things, so for heavens sake, use the good napkins whenever you can!

Why did the indian chief wear so many feathers?

To keep his wig-wam


What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy.


What do you call the feathers on a turkey?

Turkey feathers, duh.


If april showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?


Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Giveaway from AllOverArt


All Over Art is having a giveaway on her blog. You can visit her blog here.

All Over Art has many great paintings and hand painted pendants. You really should check out her shop!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Custom Cupcakes


I just listed on my shop announcement my Christmas deadline. Please get your cupcake orders in by Nov. 21st in order to make sure that I have time to do them.

I have listed a custom cupcake order which you can find here: Custom Cupcake Order - Large
If you would like another size, please contact me.

Buy a large cupcake by Nov. 7th and receive a free small cupcake purse!

Monday, November 3, 2008

Cupcake Sale/Giveaway


I am running a short sale/giveaway on my cupcake purses. Buy a large cupcake purse, get one small cupcake purse for free!

Information on discount:
Only one free cupcake per person. Small cupcake may or may not be customizable; this depends on availability. Purchase must be made between 11/3 & 11/7. Sale ends 11/7 at 11:59pm eastern time. Custom orders are eligible for free small cupcake purse giveaway. Only one free cupcake per person.

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